[ Yeah, he actually has to click the address link before he realizes that Aki picked a burger joint. And fortunately, he's smart enough to realize that means FOOD. ]
[ He was so ready with the gory details. Smart move, Aki. ]
beat u there!!!!!
[ This boy is willing to hustle for BURGERS. And he will absolutely be waiting for Aki, making friends with a random dog someone left tied outside the restaurant.
He's just rubbing his hands all over the dog's tummy, not caring that he's about to go inside... and eat... with his hands... ]
[ Denji is finally distracted from the dog with the light shove, hackles up to tell someone off for not watching where they're going – but as soon as he sees Aki there, his urge to bark melts into a toothy grin. ]
Aki! [ He pats the dog's fluffy stomach in a quick goodbye, ruffling the pup's face affectionately before he gets to his feet again. ]
Huh? What about washing my hands? [ As he just... wipes them on his pants. ]
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[ But he might be trying to make some kind of reservtion now. ]
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[ Zero argument. Denji has a smidgen of self-awareness sometimes.
Does that mean he cares about being annoying? Absolutely not. ]
but BURGERS
and stupid empty fridge
how old were those riceballs btw
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What riceballs?
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[ Of course he ate old fish. ]
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[ denji for goodness sake ]
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[ Oh well! ]
then ur welcome for cleaning the fridge
[ By eating... garbage... ]
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[ Freak.
But then he's texting an address. Burger shop. ]
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too easy
whyd you send me
OH
[ Yeah, he actually has to click the address link before he realizes that Aki picked a burger joint. And fortunately, he's smart enough to realize that means FOOD. ]
AKI UR THE BEST UR THE BEST
[ brb leaving immediately ]
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[ He knows that Denji will just answer that. ]
Calm down. I'll be there in 15.
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beat u there!!!!!
[ This boy is willing to hustle for BURGERS. And he will absolutely be waiting for Aki, making friends with a random dog someone left tied outside the restaurant.
He's just rubbing his hands all over the dog's tummy, not caring that he's about to go inside... and eat... with his hands... ]
Who's'a good boy? Is it you? It so is you, buddy!
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[ And, fifteen minutes later, Aki is there, putting out a cigarette on the ground before he leans down to shove Denji gently. ]
Now you need to wash your hands.
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Aki! [ He pats the dog's fluffy stomach in a quick goodbye, ruffling the pup's face affectionately before he gets to his feet again. ]
Huh? What about washing my hands? [ As he just... wipes them on his pants. ]
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[ And if he doesn't, Aki will cuff him around the head. ]
Come on. Let's go.